Hump Day Quickie 7
Ready for your mid-week fling? Here’s your bonus, even-less-strings-attached blog:
Today is the day! Judge Penny will consider Jamie Spears' filing to end Britney's 13-year conservatorship, only this time no audio recording is allowed. How could I possibly be expected to work on a day like this?
While we wait for updates, here are all the Britney docs that dropped last week. Anyone down for a viewing party?
Controlling Britney Spears (by the makers of Framing Britney Spears)
Britney vs. Spears on Netflix
A CNN Special Report called Toxic: Britney Spears’ Battle For Freedom
In other courtroom news, R. Kelly's guilty verdict is hot and fresh out the kitchen with sentencing set for May 2022. Baby gimme that toot toot!
In completely unrelated and completely unhinged news, Grimes wants to start a "lesbian space commune" after her break up with Elon Musk. Honestly, I've heard worse rebound ideas.
Gif of the Week
At work, waiting for Britney's hearing to start.
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