Hump Day Quickie 6
Ready for your mid-week fling? Here’s your bonus, even-less-strings-attached blog:
The anti-vaxxer rapper, Nicki Minaj, is telling people that the vaccine causes swollen testicles.
That's bad, but it's also distracting from the news that she and her convicted rapist husband are trying to pay off the victim he assaulted at knifepoint......
In the spirit of holding people accountable, approximately 9,000 students walked out of Western University on Friday after claims that more than 30 women were drugged and sexually assaulted on campus.
If you like art, non-sex-related crime, and frizzy afros, check out Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal, & Greed on Netflix.
Looking for the headline to beat all headlines? Try this: Brilliant Bruce the Disabled Parrot Uses Pebbles to Clean Himself With Broken Beak.
Gif of the Week
This one's self-explanatory….
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