Britney’s involvement in “The Idol”, the defence of bad vibes, Nick Carter’s sexual assault case, and a rat pity party 🌹🙅‍♀️🐀

Sad Swifties, Gen Z celibacy, the aftermath of Extreme Makeover Home Edition, and Peloton role models💔🙅‍♀️🏠 🚲

Drug-dealer hippos, cookie jars, gender-affirming shapewear, and noodles for breakfast 🦛 🍪👙🍜

National Lemming's Day, Gwyneth Paltrow's ski trial, lazy cows, and the resurgence of “Girls” 🐹 💕⛷🐄 📺

Period talk, influencer parents, the gospel of Andrew Tate, bear hugs, and how to tell time on the moon 🤳🐻🌙⏰

Bare minimum Mondays, hyper-confessional GRWMs, laughing dogs, and every type of music (all at once) 📆💄👗🐶 🥯 🎶 

Happy International Women’s Day! Let’s hear it for the girls 💪💕

An ode to mall hangs 🛍

Tiger Woods’ tampon, Stripper sites, cringe-core, and the plummet of the perfect ten 🐯⛳️💖 💸🤸‍♀️

The dark side of cheerleading, more Twilight books, and a penguin’s new shoes 📣 🧛🏻✨ 👠

Waiting for Riri 🏈

Welcome to February 💕

The end of an era 💚👢💚

She’s so lucky, she’s a star ✨

Makes me wanna hot dog real bad 🌭

Slipping into 2023 🛁

Our last rendezvous of 2022 💕

A couple Christmas miracles and an update on the Ikea Monkey

The My Side Piece gift guide 🎁

5 days ‘til Halloween!