Hump Day Quickie 35
A few things making me gasp, gag, and giggle this week:
Meet Dolce and Inti, the alpacas providing moral support to Johnny Depp in his defamation trial against Amber Heard 🦙
Celebrity court continues in September with Megan thee Stallion, who accused Tony Lanez of shooting her feet last year 🔫
On the topic of Hot Girl Summer: Lizzo’s shapewear line, Yitty, launched last week, and it was built for twerking 👙
Need a summer job? Apply to be this company’s first-ever Chief Taco Officer 🌮
Wedding season is upon us! Check out the most ri-dick-ulous bachelorette party game I have ever seen 🍆
Just for fun, here's a parrot singing along to Here Comes The Sun 🦜
Gif of the Week
Every time I think I’ve gotten my life together
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