Hump Day Quickie 13
This week I can't tell which has been fucking me up more: daylight savings, or reading about the Astroworld tragedy. I think we could all use some good news, don't you?
The Norweigan Handball Team that was fined for wearing shorts instead of bikini bottoms has convinced the International Handball Federation to change their uniform regulations. Showing booty should always be a choice. 🍑
In other hand news, a teenager escaped her kidnapper by using a hand signal she learned on TikTok.👌
Scientists have created a bouncy castle that cleans the air as you jump. Finally, some ethical child labour!🏰
Erectile dysfunction is (ironically) on the rise, but this telemedicine company is working hard to make boners great again.🍆
Torn between a riveting podcast or listening to 2000s pop? In Unread, Chris Stedman pays a heartfelt tribute to his friend Alex and Britney Spears. What more could you ask for? 🎧
Speaking of which - Britney's next (and hopefully final) conservatorship hearing is in 2 days! 🎉
Gif of the Week
Waiting for Britney's conservatorship termination hearing.
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