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Easter Legs
Easter Legs

Easter spin classes and the hunt for dopamine 🚴‍♀️

Curtain Call
Curtain Call

All my post-dance show feelings 💕👯‍♀️

Every Woman
Every Woman

I’m Every Woman…. 🎶 it’s anxiety 🎶

An exploration of Millennial pressures for Women's History Month

My Grey Area
My Grey Area

I found a grey hair and had a moment. How predictable 🙄

And All That Jazz
And All That Jazz

Female rage, Pamela Anderson, and all that jazz…

House Hunting on Memory Lane
House Hunting on Memory Lane

We’re looking for our dream home, and all I can think about is my grandmother’s dementia….

Gimme More Midnights
Gimme More Midnights

Midnight’s release, Blackout’s 15th anniversary, and my love of pop music

For the Birds
For the Birds

Celebrating Thanksgiving and International Day of the Girl the only way I know how: a depressing essay about all the ways women are being failed in the news. ‘Tis the season! 🦃

Polished
Polished

A piece about the hidden benefits of self-care, and my struggle to see them.

Shock to the System
Shock to the System

Sparking random creativity with a new writing process